the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the affects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.
FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY
every time i wear a band t-shirt i think someone will recognise it and we’ll talk and stuff
Wait, can I actually go up to someone in band merch and talk to them
This will be remembered for years. Iconic.
i saw action figures for the new ninja turtles movie the last time i went to meijer and it was the worst thing ive ever encountered
im gonna shit my pants look at raph
i am groot
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…
i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty